The Problem: Wasteful Conspiracy
Sorry to be cynical, but Googlewhacking is obviously a conspiracy to drive more traffic to Google. Otherwise there would be other websites for 'SearchEngineWacking', or 'YahooWacking', or 'WacoWhacking', or any other -whacking. But there isn't!
Not only is it a conspiracy and a hoax, but it's obviously a waste of valuable time! Whoever invented this distraction is intent on wasting human resources to undermine the efficiency of the United States students and workers who secretly Google-whack-off during their study or on-the-job work time.
The only solution to this conspiracy is to counteract it with a more productive alternative. The best defense is an unexpected offense. This alternative would not only be creative and fun, but would also lead to at least some iota of productive benefit. It doesn't matter who benefits! Someone, anyone has to benefit other than Google and their co-conspirators, whomever they may be.
The Solution: Productive Contest
I got it! I found the solution to this anti-free-trade conspiracy. I've got a website that sorely needs more traffic. Why not use their own device to become productive! This could be a contest for the first person to successfully googlewhack with the query result of this website!
This is such a terrific idea, I know that THEY are going to rule this as ILLEGAL as soon as THEY hear about it. So, PLEASE, keep this contest a TOP SECRET SECRET. We don't wan't the Google conspirators to hear about this. Even though THEIR bots hit this website every day, and index every word on this website, THEY don't really know what all these words mean. These words don't have any meaning to the Google bots because they are programmed to index words, not interpret the true meaning of sentences or paragraphs. Of course, we know they look for key words and phrases that may be indicators of problems, criminal activities, porn, etc. But do they actually mean anything to their bots? Of course not!
So don't let Google or the Googlewhacking people know about this counteractive remedy to their time-wasting conspiracy. All you need to do is find two magic words that successfully lead to this website and no other website. The official rules are listed on the Googlewhacking website. If you are the first one to succeed, you will be the winner of this contest!
But don't be misled. This is not any easy feat! I have spent several hours trying to do this and I failed. I came close several times, but every time I found that one of the words was not on THEIR OFFICIAL DICTIONARY (more of a conspiracy). For example, would you believe that 'maculator' is not in this dictionary? The word 'maculator' is part of the scientific name of a moth. Is it asking too much to have a dictionary that includes official scientific names of plants and animals?
To win this contest, you have to SECRETLY Google two words that result in the location of this website alone! This must be done quickly and quietly, because as soon as THEY hear about this more productive diversion to their inane plot, they will create a rule to outlaw this practice! In fact, they may already be planning to outlaw this practice as soon as somebody tells them of this plot.
The Reward: Self-fulfillment and Recognition
Your reward will be your own sense of fulfillment in doing something that no one else would have ever even attempted! It's like the first nut to climb the Himalayas! It goes down in the history books of daring exporers and gamers of the next generation. This will be just the beginning of a new dimension in search engine exploits. With your new distinction, maybe you could be the one to start your own version of a similar (but more intersting) game with the new Microsoft search engine, or the Yahoo search engine (or some search engine that does not belong to a coorporation).
BTW I have deliberately NOT placed any links to this page from my own website. This is because I know THEIR bots are all over the place and will find this page even though I don't post any links to it! If that isn't part of a conspiracy, what is it? The only way to find this page initially will be by sharing this link with your friends. Do so with great discretion.
If you do succeed in this contest, we will probably know. But, just in case, please let us know by e-mail to any of the e-mail addresses listed on this website. On the subject line, include the word googlewhacking. We will gladly list your name on this page as the winner. If you have an idea for a different type of search engine game, let us know if we can help you get it off the ground!
The Possibilities: Endless!
SHHHH....
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Google search for maculator + maculate